* * * * * * - MONICA BELUCCI
- in case of doubts, feel free to discuss it with Monsieur Cassel.
* * * * * * - SCARLETT JOHANSSON
- Iron Man 2 short of perfection.
* * * * * * - ANGELINA JOLIE
- a lot to answer for. A few stupid roles, babies shopping spree, accent in Sky Captain… But what the hell, all is forgiven. Just.
* * * * * * - UMA THURMAN
- some people think she’s attractive, some others are right. A perfect 50-50 – slightly overrated, still talented.
* * * * * * - LINDSAY LOHAN
- if you call THAT an actress, chances are you’re too young (or daft) to read this blog anyway.
* * * * * * - SARAH JESSICA HORSE
- with her pretentious fashion fetish she should belong more to the poncy world of Royal Ascot than cinema screen. I don’t think she could win though.
As it happens, the original rating system with the cinema projectors did not display properly in all browsers and therefore I decided to settle for a more traditional and 'oh how booooring' stars. Shame.
