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1976 - Italy/France/West Germany (Produzioni Europee Associati)
DIRECTOR: Bernardo Bertolucci
SCRIPT: Franco Arcalli, Bernardo Bertolucci, Giuseppe Bertolucci
PHOTOGRAPHY: Vittorio Storaro
MUSIC: Ennio Morricone
So there you go. Only second film on the list and I'm already struggling to come up with something witty to kick off with. But there are two options though. I could take all the blame, go down the sackcloth and ashes route, admit publicly that I'm nothing more than a half-wit pretending to know anything about cinema (or anything at all for that matter), or... well, blame the film. But can you? Can you actually turn around, rise your head and face the behemoth of a film, backed up by names like Bertolucci, Storaro, Morricone, Lancaster, De Niro, Depardieu, Sutherland? Can you stand confidently in the way of a pounding train that this five-and-a-half hour of historical, political, social, nostalgic, coming-straight-from-the-heart epic of a movie is and still hope to survive? Wouldn't it be a blasphemy? A lunacy? An attention-seeking stunt? Would my family, my friends, my friends' pets ant their fleas not be cursed to oblivion by the lynching mob of film critics with their steaming Starbucks cups and cheap Biros raised in angry, clenched fists?
Maybe. But it's still better than admitting that it was me, who didn't get the brilliance of 1900.